megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via surprisebitch)

cartel:

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

 

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sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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