sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via maliciousmelons)

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(Source: hbkjayy, via sniffing)

makeupforeverusa:

Be inspired by Artistic Lips!  #MAKEUPartFOREVER http://buzz.mw/bp1du_l 

makeupforeverusa:

Be inspired by Artistic Lips!  #MAKEUPartFOREVER http://buzz.mw/bp1du_l 

bmgj:


For example….tall people in concerts that are blocking your view, and their tiny douche friend.

bmgj:

For example….tall people in concerts that are blocking your view, and their tiny douche friend.

(via sorelatable)

lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

(Source: takayaabe, via sniffing)

daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

(Source: daddyfuckedme, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via thehilariousblog)