dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via coluring)

okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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(via coluring)

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

(via sniffing)

Well

badkidsjokes:

well well well. your JUST IN TIME

(via reallylameblog)

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

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(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

kingsxoqueens:

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

(via sodamnrelatable)

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via sodamnrelatable)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via sniffing)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via sniffing)

tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in

(via coluring)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via sniffing)